Steven Wright Alexander was born in December 6, 1955 he was an American comedian, actor and writer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, calm delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes meaningless jokes and one-liners with a far-fetched situations.Top 10 Quotes from Steven Wright: -
1. Imagine if the birds are tickled by feathers.
2. It's a small world, but I would not want to have to paint it.
3. When I turned two I was very anxious, because I've doubled my age in the year. I thought if it goes up by that time I was 6 I'll be 90.
4. If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your 2 cents, and then someone, somewhere makes a dime.
5. If you are not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate.
6. Now I have amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I seem to have forgotten this before.
7. Everywhere is within walking distance if you have time.
8. I'm going to live forever. So far, so good.
9. There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
